This is the last of all my previous "fun" quizzes-


Which Genocidal Maniac Are You?
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What bird did the Soviet Union like best? That's right, you're Josef
Stalin!

Stalin's actually a stage moniker - your real last name is Dzhugashvili, but
you changed it for political reasons. These days, someone called Stalin wouldn't
reach power either; following the death of Lenin in 1924, you decided to be a
big old fascist, declaring it to be roughly the same as socialist democracy
anyway.

Unfortunately, the Chechens didn't particularly want to be part of your
social-fascist state, and continually revolted from 1918 to 1944, demanding
their freedom. You then wiped out 35 to 50% of their population. (Chechnya is
still demanding to be free today, and had been demanding to be free before the
Soviet Union was established. To date around a million Chechens have been forced
to leave their homes.)

You ruled with an iron glove and a teflon moustache until your death in 1953,
scaring the pants off America and pretty much everyone else in the west. Pretty
good going, for an evil dictator.