It's All About USP:

After my little tirade the other day, I am happy to say that I have successfully stayed away for the past twenty-four hours. I wanted to make sure that I could do it. The term "addiction" is bandied about quite a bit on these forums, that is intriguing to me- is it a true addiction? What the hell do I get out of it? A sense of community? These are people that I would run from in real life, why would I seek them out on the Internet? It would probably feel better to just hit my head against the cement sidewalk, at least doing that would knock me out after awhile so I wouldn't have to listen anymore.

I have very valid reasons for staying semi-conscious during the 80's.