Tuesday, May 04, 2004

It's All About Mom:

I can't do it.

Mom wants an "O'Reilly (sp?) Factor" mug for Mother's Day. Why? I don't know. I think she's gone insane.

I can't do it. I can't bring myself to give any money to that pompous, overbearing, whiney blowhard. I can't give any money to the Bush propaganda channel. I just can't. The thought of them having my name and address scares the crap out of me.

I went to the website and they asked me to "pledge my allegiance". No. Uh-uh. Never.

Sorry Mom. Flowers instead? How about a nice "Air America" cup?

Edited at 8 pm. Mom is receiving Bob Woodward's book instead. I also should add that my Mom is a Liberal (with a capital "L") Democrat, but likes to watch Fox for the laughs.