Yahoo! News - Traffic Is Horrible! I'll Just Think About Sex...
BERLIN (Reuters) - A third of German motorists fantasize about sex when stuck in traffic while only 10 percent think of finding an alternate route, according to a motor club survey published Thursday.

Eight percent think about how much petrol they have, seven percent about their next meal, and seven percent about going to a toilet. Six percent think about their careers.

One in ten caught focus on their families, seven percent on shopping lists and another seven percent worry about the damage the traffic jam might do to their clutch. Only six percent said they don't think about anything in traffic jams.

I can honestly say I think about all these things (except the clutch, thank God I'm not driving a stick) and the Cubs too when I'm stuck in the brutal Chicagoland traffic. Wish me luck today.