Light Bulb Question:


Q. How many members of the Bush Administration does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Seven.


1. One to deny that any light bulb needs to be replaced.

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who has questions about the light bulb.

3. One to blame the previous administration for the need of a new light bulb.

4. One to arrange the invasion of any country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs.

5. One to get together with Dick Cheney and figure out how to pay Halliburton Industries $1 million for the new light bulb.

6. One to arrange a photo op showing Bush changing the light bulb while dressed in an electrician's uniform.

7. And finally, one to explain to George W. Bush the difference between screwing in a light bulb and screwing the country.


Another gem from Hoosier.