RIP: Laverne the Goldfish 1999-2004

Laverne the Goldfish passed away sometime in the night last night and was laid to rest this morning with a burial...um...."out to sea". Laverne had been with me for almost five years and was a part of the original Laverne and Shirley goldfish team. Shirley passed away in a freak "cat-mishap" shortly after Baby arrived in my house in the year 2000.

Laverne is survived by her long time companion Fred. Laverne's greatest wish in life was to see George Bush defeated in the election this year. Memorial contributions in Laverne's name may be made to http://www.johnkerry.com.

Thanks for being such a good fish Laverne. I will miss you.