eBay item 5567661291 (Ends Mar-28-05 13:11:35 PST) - SOCIAL SECURITY!!
Doing the eBay thing, I ran across this little gem of an auction....

Billionaires for Bush, advocates for the corporate elite, proudly auction off-SOCIAL SECURITY!

Due to the surprising failure of carefully staged "conversations" across America to convince the American Public that Privatizing Social Security is a good thing, we have decided to take matters into our own hands.

As a favor to President Bush and offered exclusively here to the winning bidder who meets our reserve, (must be a private Brokerage Firm, see details below) Billionaires For Bush can't wait to pull the switch on retirement security by circumventing Congress, the Will of the People, and good sense. Why not cut right to the chase?

Go bid! I would, but my account is a little short right now...

(Edit: by 4 pm they had pulled it down. They're no fun)