Cubs Embarrass Padres in an Ugly 11-5 Game - Yahoo! News
Who are these guys?

SAN DIEGO - Greg Maddux won his 309th game, major league batting leader Derrek Lee had two hits during a seven-run fifth inning and the Chicago Cubs embarrassed the San Diego Padres 11-5 on Saturday night, their eighth win in nine games.

Even Maddux singled and scored in the big inning, when the first eight Cubs batters reached base, with the first seven scoring for an 11-1 lead.

Never say never, I guess. Keep it up boys!