Yahoo! News - Cheney Defends Rumsfeld, Says 'Get Off His Case'
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Vice President Dick Cheney rushed to the aid of Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld -- under fire over Iraqi prison abuses -- by saying people should "get off his case" and let Rumsfeld do his job.

"Don Rumsfeld is the best secretary of defense the United States has ever had," Cheney said in a statement from his office late on Saturday. The statement appeared to signal a White House push to rally Republicans behind the embattled Rumsfeld.

"People ought to get off his case and let him do his job," said Cheney, a Republican.

"Get off his case"? Whuzzup dawg, da homeys been dissin' your boy? Yo, man, betta get back to da crib, have a few squares and jus chill.

Tell ya what Dicky- why don't we get on your "case" instead, fool? Or perhaps we go for da man with da keys to da war machine, Grandmaster Trasher Boy George hisself. You like dat betta, Homes?

Y'all are dissin' our colors, man. A change in leadership just might be in order. Best be watchin' yo back.