It's All About Being John:

God help me, now I've got John Edwards e-mailing me for money.

Dear Cathleen,

This campaign is about America's future. It's a celebration of American values. Together, John Kerry and I will work to build an America that's stronger at home and respected around the world.

I am so excited to join this campaign. It was only fitting that after phoning me, John emailed you and his other supporters first with the news. His success would never have been possible without your support over the past four months. I've been amazed at what you've done on the ground, where it counts -- at the grassroots level. It's because of your energy and enthusiasm that America will work for all of us.

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Thank you,

John Edwards

Guys! I'm really excited about the ticket here, honest I am, but I DON'T have ANY MONEY! But I do appreciate the e-mails because I get tired of seeing "No new messages" all the time. Just don't expect a check anytime soon.