Now They're Knockin' On My Door:

...wanting to share some "comforting words from the Bible."

I'm literally shaking here. It scares me.

I just said "no thanks." While I would have loved to let loose with a tirade about my civil rights followed by a "get the hell off my property", I looked at these two nicely dressed young girls and decided it wouldn't be a good idea. I don't want to fight these people, I just want them to leave me alone.

What to do?