Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Kommie Kittie Kounterstrike takes out the Disembodied Head of Dick DeVos!
Payback is a bitch. Dick learned the hard way.

Google is an excellent search engine. I don’t think anybody will argue that. Except me. I am quite upset with Google. This is because (all of the sudden and with no warning) they are suppressing The Disembodied Head of Dick Devos.

Observe the results of a search for “disembodied head of dick devos”. The intrepid headseeker must go all the way to the bottom of page six of the results (where they will find a link to I’ve been Amwayed starring Yours Truly. Heh. That’s a funny song.

Anyway, I grant you that the Head might have been floating a little high in the rankings (#3 for a search for “Dick Devos” until 2 days ago), so perhaps an adjustment was in order. Still, #3 to #60 for “disembodied head of dick devos” seems a long way for the Disembodied Head of Dick Devos to fall.

What the Disembodied Head of Dick DeVos doesn't know is we have secretly replaced his coffee with an extra-strength Google blocking mechanism that renders him powerless in the face of internet search engines!

This is what the Dick gets for taking out my archives.

And we did so beat him in the debates.