Tuesday, May 27, 2008

A Proposition for the Schauer Campaign

Mark Who?We have to work on Mark's name recognition, right? Well, I had a grand idea over the weekend. Hear me out. It's a winner.

All you have to do is get me a few more t-shirts, a box seat at Comerica in the line of sight of a television camera, an apartment near downtown (because that would be cheaper than driving everyday) and a small expense account for food and such - and I will attend every Tiger game for the rest of the year parading around like a walking billboard with Schauer's name on me.

Over 42,000 people a game, not to mention the thousands watching at home. Can't beat it for visual impact.

It would be a major sacrifice on my part, attending all those games and spending the summer in the big city, but it is one I'm willing to make for the cause. That's just the kind of girl I am.

Think it over. You know where to find me.